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Ebad, a somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from the midwest, sent
this one...

A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff's deputies, one of whom asks
if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy can see a picture of the wife.

The guy says, "Sure," and shows them a picture of his wife.

The deputy looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, "I'm sorry, sir, but
it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, "I know, but she has a good personality, she's a great cook, and she
lets me golf whenever I want to!"