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Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet about to pee.

One says to the other, "How come yours looks different?"

"I've been circumcised," the other boy replied.

"What's that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?" the boy asked inquiringly.

"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
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