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HTH, a most erudite gentleman from out west, sent this oldie but goodie...

A man checked into a hotel and went out for a walk. As he was wandering around,
he saw a sign that read: PARANORMAL, SUPERNATURAL CONVENTION.

Curious, he went inside and, seeing that the meeting had already begun, quickly
took a seat.

The speaker asked the audience, "How many of you believe in ghosts?"

About 95% of the people raised their hands.

The speaker went on to ask, "How many of you have seen a ghost?"

Of that over half lowered their hands.

The speaker then asked, "How many of you have had sex with a ghost?"

The man was the only one left with his hand still in the air.

The speaker asked the man, "Sir, YOU have had sex with a GHOST?"

To that the man replied. "GHOST? Hell, I thought you said GOAT."