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Three Jewish ladies were sitting around chatting and the conversation turned to
bragging about their children.

Freda says, "My son Benny graduated first in his class with a degree from Harvard
and he's now a doctor making more than half a million a year in New York."

Minnie says, "My Sidney graduated at the top of his class from Yale and today he's
a lawyer in Philadelphia making a million dollars a year."

Ethel says, "My Abe never did well in school and didn't stay in college, but he now
makes well over a million dollars a year working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask, "So what's a sports repairman?"

Ethel replies, "Well, he fixes football games, boxing matches, horse races..."