One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots.

The sheriff says. "Billy-Bob, what the heck are you doing walking around town dressed like that?"

Billy-Bob replies "Well, Sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin'. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissing and a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well, then Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. So, I took off all my clothes except my boots. Then Mary-Lou stretched herself on the hay and said, Okay Billy-Bob, let's go to town! I guess I'm the first one here."
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