At The Doctor's Office
A four year old little boy was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant woman on the other side of the room.
Having nothing better to do, he walked over to her and inquisitively asked "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes, he replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question: "Is it a good baby?"
She answered, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks foward to what he has to say next...
And, much to her suprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asked: "Then why did you eat him?"
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