... hard core Banana junkies will graduate to eating cheap Mayonnaise at some point. Theorist believe it is caused from wearing tight Fruit-of-the-Loom briefs, cutting off rational thinking. Many of these "Fruits" and some “Nuts” believe that without a National Health Care plan they will die as "Vegetables."

Walmart has been linked to major Wacky Wing voting in Florida. John Benedict AKA ‘the banana man’ is under investigation as a key player in the Walmart-“Bananas for Insurance” plot to disrupt the economy as we know it today.

Below a Banana with the peeling pulled back to show the dangerous and highly addictive contents