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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor... 12:30 AM, EDT

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My thanks to Abie, the rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives southwest, who sent me the nice cartoon...

Some Oxymorons...

1. Microsoft Works
2. Exact estimate
3. Working vacation
4. Diet ice cream
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Pretty ugly
7. Definite maybe
8. Tight slacks
9. Political science
10. Computer security
11. Terribly pleased
12. Plastic glasses
13. Computer jock
14. Temporary tax increase
15. Extinct Life
16. Peace force
17. Clearly misunderstood
18. Taped live
19. Passive aggression
20. Synthetic natural gas
21. "Now, then ..."
22. Childproof
23. Sweet sorrow
24. New classic
25. Software documentation
26. Military Intelligence
27. Butt Head
28. Soft rock
29. Business ethics
30. Small crowd
31. Living dead
32. Silent scream
33. Legally drunk
34. Alone together
35. Sanitary landfill
36. Government organization
37. Almost exactly
38. Same difference
39. Good grief
40. Airline Food
41. Genuine imitation
42. Advanced BASIC
43. Resident alien
44. Found missing
45. Act naturally
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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor... 12:30 AM, EDT
Might I add, Jumbo Shrimp
also these
How about free rent?

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