Jim and Alice, an elderly couple, were at their doctor's office for their annual physicals.

After examining Jim, the doctor said: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said Jim. "After we have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

After examining the elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine, Alice. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

Alice responded that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband, Jim, had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August."
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