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A drunk staggers into St. Eulalia's Church, enters one of the confessional booths, sits himself down and then proceeds to say nothing.

Father O'Rourke coughs a few times into the silence to get his attention but the only sound he hears is the deep breathing of the drunk as he continues to sit there.

Finally out of patience, the priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'... There's no paper on this side either!'
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