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At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a toad hops in.

The toad says "Oh, wizard, please help me. I was born with yellow private parts."

"I've told you animals, I can't help you with any big problems," responds the wizard. "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz."

So the toad hops off on his merry little way. But in not too long a tiime, an elephant enters the wizard's pad.

"Oh, wizard," the elephant begins, "please help me. I was born without a trunk."

Now the wizard is infuriated. "Don't you stupid animals ever listen? Take your blasted big problems to the Wizard of Oz!"

The elephant responds "But, wizard... How do I get to the Wizard of Oz?"

"Oh that's easy," says the wizard. "Just follow the yellow dicked toad!"
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