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Re: Here's one to top them all
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I don't have the energy and time to share my most recent AC/Indian story/frustration with you tonight. My blood presure won't go down in time for work tomorrow. Sadly, this could be an interview anywhere in the USA...

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.

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My Rant of the Day (NCR)
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I suppose my parents were stupid
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Have you ever traced your family tree?
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Here's one to top them all
Here's one source of the problem
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Or otherwise known as the "Home-grown RedNecker"
My Favorite is KFC
Same problem here and they change the combos
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...and here's Johnny vbg
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One morning in Las Vegas (RANT, I love it)
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Since we are RANTING, answer this............
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Re: Since we are RANTING, answer this............
An example from Las Vegas
Sort of Similar story
Just tell 'em...
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"Press 1 for English" ? grin ? grin ? grin ? grin ?
What a great thread -
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NCR ~ Press One For English?
Pretty soon it will be: Press Two For English.
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Our voting ballots in FL are in 3 languages.
I should have said in Palm Beach Co., FL
Are the hanging chads in 3 languages also rofl
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