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grin NCR ~ Friday Humor (Mature)... 1:00 AM, EST

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Putting his three year old daughter to bed, her dad told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

The dad asked, "Why did you say Goodbye grandpa, Sweetheart?"

The little girl said, "I don't know Daddy. It just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The dad thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, the dad was putting the little girl to bed and listened to her prayers. They went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Oh my God," thought the father to himself, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the little girl was going to bed the dad, heard her prayers and this time she said: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."

Practically in a state of shock, the dad couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "You've never worked this late before! What on earth is the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it! I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day? You'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
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