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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:41 AM, EST

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Sugarloaf, a very cheerful lady who lives by the mountains out west, sent this one...

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go."

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?'"asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for CNN," he responded, "and I need to get some closeup shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally, he stammered, "So, what you're saying... What you're telling me is... You're NOT my flight instructor?"
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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:41 AM, EST
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