The doctor told Luther that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor then instructed Luther to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Luther said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, Luther and Earline decided to drive to Georgia to get a second opinion.
The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he realized that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told Luther to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, Luther went home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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