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Ed wakes up in his bed with a huge hangover. Forcing himself to open his eyes, the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the nightstand. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Ed looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

Honey:
Breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to go shopping.
Back soon...
Love you.

So he goes into the kitchen and, sure enough, there's a hot breakfast waiting for him along with the morning newspaper. His son is also seated at the table, eating.

Ed asks him, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious… broke some furniture, threw up in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Ed asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
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