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A man walks into a bar one night, grabs a seat and asks the bartender for a beer.

"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

The bartender replied, "Yes, that's correct."

Glancing over the menu, the guy asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"Four cents," he replies.

"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy that owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "Huh? What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
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