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Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats.
You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors." Thibodeaux say, Whats a bull
constriptor?". Boudreaux explains, "man. dats one of dem big ole snakes
and he loves to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once".
Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts
reptile farm and bought him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got. He
brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right in da middle and sat dere and
watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long,
an dere wasn't nuttin' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself
in da middle of dat barn and slept all day. He didn't even move and dem rats
jus run all around.
So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da phone,
"Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake.
Dem rats is still runnin' al around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin'
all day long."
Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what
to do. Give dat snake some Vlagra." Thibodeaux say, "What! Vlagra! What's
dat gonna do?"
Boudreaux say,"I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat Vlagra
is da best ting to use for a reptile dysfunction!"
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