I realize this is all in fun, but scientifically larger storms (hurricanes, snow storms, extremes of hot and cold) ARE caused by Global Warming, as the increased overall temperature of the earth (the entire earth, not just your part of it) causes greater instability.
Ya see, Al and the thousand of scientists) were right all along...seriously. Can you "dig" it?
Glad I live in a temperate marine climate (though we get our share of fierce storms).