I believe there were few hundred thousand promised to be made during the election campaign. The Chinese were to finance 70% of the production debt through bond sales. The American bank packaged the remaining chip expense with some sub-prime mortgages and sold them to a large third party bank. After the majority of the mortgages defaulted, the American taxpayers funded the third party bank with a 700billion dollar bailout. The chip production unit was sold back to China for a substancial reduction in bond price. Meanwhile we created a stimulus fund to create more jobs for the people to produce the chips in America through a new "green" company. The first shipment of Chinese chips were returned because they contained to much lead. So a deal was made to increase imports as to not distrupt relations with our Chinese debt holders. This also led to an American health care reform bill because some of the people touching the lead based chips were found to not have any insurance. This was also going save the taxpayers money and balance the budget! The American chip production was put on hold because the stimulus money couldn't be released fast enough. In addition, a large chip material supply company was going bankrupt so the government bought the company and took over executive pay salaries stopping a negative domino effect on the economy.
So in summary:
Thousands of jobs created or saved.
Universal Health Care created.
More products from China imported.
Taxpayer owned companies.
Reduced Global warming.
Balanced Budget.
Still waiting on the Chips to be available.
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All in good fun, and almost chip related!