"Doctor, my brother thinks he's a chicken."
"How long has this been going on?"
"About 2 years."
"Why didn't you see me sooner?"
"We needed the eggs."

HAHAHAHAHA
paraphrased from the 3 Stooges

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Not a cloud in the sky.