"Doctor, I feel like a billiard ball."
"Well get to the back of the queue."

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"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Pull yourself together."

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"Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards."
"Please wait a minute and I'll deal with you."

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"Doctor, I've swallowed the film from my camera."
"We'll just have to wait and see what develops."

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"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a clock."
"OK, just relax. There's no need to get yourself wound up."

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"Doctor, I think I'm a dustbin."
"Now you're just talking rubbish."

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"Doctor, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

"It's very simple. You're two tents."

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"Doctor, I really think I'm a dog."
"Hmmm. How long have you felt this way?"
"Ever since I was a puppy."

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"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog."
"Sit down and tell me all about it."
"I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture."
"Hmmm, I see. Well, then... how long have you felt this way?"
"Ever since I was a puppy."

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