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Marion was very concerned about her husband Joe, so she took him to the doctor to be examined.

As the doctor was examining him, Joe kept insisting, "Doc, I'm fine. There's nothing wrong with me. God takes care of me."

"What do you mean, Joe?" the doctor asked.

"Well," Joe explained, "every time I get up at night to go pee, God turns the light on for me. When I'm finished, He turns the light off."

The doctor called Marion back into the room and explained to her what Joe had said. "Joe says whenever he gets up to go pee, God turns the light on and off for him."

"Dammit, Doc! He's peeing in the fridge again!" Marion yelled.
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