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grin NCR ~ Friday Humor... 12:35 AM/EST

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Some Dental Puns...

1. I've been to the dentist man times so I know the drill.

2. Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too

3. A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

4. My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

5. They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.

6. Dentists have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

7. For the orthodontist visit, the boy had to brace himself.

8. The dentist's alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.

9. Dentists practice by going through many drills.

10. A dentist gets on everybody's nerves.

11. A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

12. Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

13. The sad dentist looked down in the mouth.

14. Going to the dentist can be very full filling.

15. Dentists don't like a hard day at the orifice.

16. An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet. However, no one was arrested as the death was declared axe-idental.

17. The dentist's favorite store at the mall was "The Gap."

18. A dentist named Phil McCavity always quit work at tooth-hurtie.

19. There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading.

20. Dentists have the same old grind day after day.

21.Is an uninfected tooth in a pre-carious state?

22. A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients.

23. Do dentists of foreign extraction pull teeth rootinely?

24. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

25. A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth.
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