1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who

cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who

doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and

who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not

know each other.

Signed

Tiger Woods