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An airline captain was helping out a blonde flight attendant trainee who had recently been assigned to his crew.

The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the traomee was missing. Knowing she was staying at the same hotel, he phoned her room, wondering what had happened.

She answered the phone, crying profusely, and told him she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

"There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, Do Not Disturb!"
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