A man was driving down a Nevada highway, and sees a sign that reads:

Sisters of Mercy, House of Prost!tution, 10 miles.

Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading:

Sisters of Mercy, House of Prost!tution, 5 miles.

Still skeptical, he drives on, until spotting a third sign announcing:

Sisters of Mercy, House of Prost!tution, next exit.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he takes the exit and parks his car outside the convent. Knocking on the door, he is greeted by a young sister.

He asks the sister answering the door, "I saw your signs on the highway, are they for real?"

The sister answers "Yes," and tells him to give her $50 and follow her to a room.

He enters a room, and a second sister requests $50, and leads him to a door.

Once he opens the door, he is quickly shoved outside by the sister.

He finds himself behind the convent, where he sees the final sign:

Thank you for your contributions, you have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy.
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