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EllieMae, a very gracious lady from the deep south, sent this gem...

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers?

Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special
effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning
he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being
up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would
be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather, who
was still in bed.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

"Oh, yes, Papa, it was really wonderful. "We didn't see a single blind b^stard, dipsh!t
or sorry son of a b!tch anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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