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Twin sisters Mabel and Millicent, both residents of St. Luke's Nursing Home, were
about to celebrate their one hundredth birthday. Mabel was hard of hearing, while
Millicent could hear quite well.

The editor of the local newspaper told his photographer to get over there and take
the pictures of these 100 year old twins.

After arriving at St. Luke's, the photographer asked the twins to sit on the sofa.

Mabel asked her twin, "What did he say?"

"He told us that we gotta sit over there on the sofa," said Millicent.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.

Again from Mabel: "What did he say?"

"He says for us to squeeze together a little," said Millicent.

So, they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.

Yet again from Mabel: "What did he say?"

Millicent responded: "He says he has to focus."

With a big grin, Mabel shouted out, "Oh my God! BOTH of us?"
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