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A young farm couple, Franklin and Darlene, got married and just couldn't
seem to get enough lovin'.

In the morning, before Franklin left the house for the fields, they made love.
When Franklin came back from the fields, they made love. After supper, they
made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner: it took Franklin a half hour to travel home and
another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work
done.

Finally Franklin drove into town and asked the doctor what he should do.

"Franklin," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and when
you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come
out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day when Franklin
came back to the doctor's office.

"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

"Oh, it worked good," said Franklin. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot
like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love,
and then she'd go back home again."

"Good, Franklin. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."
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