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An elderly man visits his doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally
manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Do you think
you can you help me?"

"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces the proud physician.
"They have this new wonder drug, V!agra, that does the trick. You take a pill or
two and your problems are history."

Writing the man a prescription the doctor sends him on his merry way. A couple
of months later the doctor runs into his patient on the street.

"Doctor, doctor," exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you. This drug is
indeed a miracle. It's just wonderful."

"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does your wife
think about it?"

"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't been home yet."

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