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Marty, a guy who was vacationing in the Bahamas with a group from the Senior Citizen's
Club couldn't seem to make it with any of the ladies. So he asked the local lifeguard for
some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks
that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab
yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down
inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Marty hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and
his fist-sized potato.

Everybody on the beach seemed disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning
away, laughing, looking sick!

Mystified, Marty went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

"Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes IN THE FRONT !"
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