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At Parris Island...

As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one
of his recruits had gone AWOL, so a search party was dispatched immediately.

Within a few hours, the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes nearby.
He was then sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the office of the
drill instructor.

The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"

The recruit replied, "On my first day here, you issued me a comb and then
proceeded to cut my hair off. On the second day, you issued me a toothbrush
and then sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull out some of my teeth.
Finally, on the third day, you issued me a jock strap... and I wasn't about to
wait around to find out what would follow that, Sir."
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