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Three little elderly ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Ethel were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher
approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood directly in front of them, then
opened his trench coat, completely exposing his naked body.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then, several seconds later, Maude also had a stroke.

But Ethel, bless her heart, being a bit older and more feeble, just couldn’t
reach that far.
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