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A little old lady dials 911.

When the 911 operator answers, she yells: "Help, send the police to my house right
away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What did you say?" the operator exclaimed.

"I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird;
I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police." the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?" says the operator.

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
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