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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest sent this one, claiming that
when one is from a rural area, one's perception can be sometimes be a bit different.

A Missouri farmer drove to a neighbor's farm house, parked his pickup, and
knocked at the front door.

A boy, about 9 years old, opened the door.

The farmer asked him: "Is your Dad home?"

"No sir, he isn't; he went to town." said the boy.

"Well then, is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she went to town with Daddy."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No sir, He went with Momma and Daddy."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and
mumbling to himself.

The boy asked: "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are,
if you want to borrow one, or I can give Daddy a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about
your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know that
he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges
for Howard."
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