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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman, sent this one...

Little Alice was seated in church with her mother when she began to feel
quite ill.

"Mommy," she said in a tiny voice, "can we leave now?"

"No," her mother replied.

Hands holding her tummy, she moaned: "Well, I think I have to throw up!"

"Then get up and go out the front door and around to the back of the church
and throw up behind a bush," said her mother.

After about 60 seconds Little Alice returned to her seat.

"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.

"Yes, Mommy."

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return
so quickly?" asked Mom.

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the
front door that says, For the Sick."
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