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The always irrepressible Ebad, from the midwest, sent this one...

A guy out on the golf course is suddenly hit with a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing
in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is very
innocent. She's still a virgin - in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight.
It should be okay next week."

Taking four tongue depressors, the doctor formed a neat little 4 sided splint and taped it all
together - an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl. They marry right on schedule and, following the
reception, leave for their honeymoon.

That night in the hotel bedroom, she slowly her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts and
tells him, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies: "Look at this. Still in the crate."
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