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El Jugador, a card playing gentleman from the southwest, sent this one…

On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing as usual, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
and get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched all
over for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town earlier with the
only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's brand new shiny
Harley Davidson motorcycle. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped
off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive
on the new Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope that the
chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's Harley, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to
sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment,
walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab onto his Family Jewels and he
would be able to lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

And, the moral of this story, you ask?

When one is hung like a horse, one doesn't need a Harley to pick up chicks!