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A Senior Romance

Sarah and Bill, both 85, lived in a retirement community. They had met in
the Social Center and after a short time, discovered they enjoyed each
other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Bill asked Sarah out for dinner and,
much to his delight, she accepted.

They had a lovely evening at the most romantic restaurant in town, where Bill
gave Sarah a gift to show his affection. Despite his age, Bill was still quite the
charmer.

Afterward, Bill asked Sarah to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and, age being no barrier, Sarah soon
joined Bill for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the afterglow of the magic moments they'd just shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.

Bill was thinking, "If I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle."

Sara was thinking, "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
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