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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after awhile they got to
know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom,

the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful. The groom broom was handsome and
suave. The wedding was just lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and
said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
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Brace yourself ~ This may hurt!!
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"We haven't even swept together"

Sounds to me like she's been... sweeping around!

Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.