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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one...

Is this a union house?"

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly
attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then, gesturing to a 92-year old woman seated
in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"

And NOW YOU Know what's wrong with the AUTO industry.
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