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CheddarMan, a scholarly fresh water mariner from the upper midwest, sent this one...

At some point in a guy's life it comes down to this.

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but they realize there's nothing they can do about it.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with the tent set up,
firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn it, man! How long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came
up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, Guess who? I pulled her hands off, and she
was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had
candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff
her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, Do whatever you want."

Pausing, he continued, "So, Here I am."