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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives southwest, sent this one...

Two rednecks are out hunting and as they are walking along, they come upon a huge
hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole! I can't even see the bottom. I wonder
how deep it is!"

The second hunter says, "I don't know... let's throw something down and listen and see
how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here... Give me a hand
and we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up, carry it over and count one, two, three, and throw it in the hole. They
are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the
brush behind them.

As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole
and, with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure
out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there..." says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here
anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, we were just standing here a minute ago and
a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and then he
jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "Why, that's impossible! I had him chained to a transmission!"

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