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[big]Three rednecks were sitting at a bar.

The first one said, "I went in my daughter's room,
looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes."
He paused. "I didn't even know she smoked!"

The second redneck said, "I can beat that! I went
into my daughter's room, looked in the closet and
found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!"

The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak.
"I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and l
ooked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!"
He paused and continued: "I didn't even know that
she had herself a Johnson!"


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