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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the Midwest,
sent this one…
WHO TO MARRY?
(Written by kids)
1. How do you decide whom to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like,
if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get
to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
2. What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
3. How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to
be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
4. What do you think your Mom and Dad have in common?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
5. What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure?)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
6. When is it OK to kiss someone?
When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that. - - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
7. Is it better to be single or married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9
(Bless you, child.)
8. How would the world be different if people didn't get
married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8
9. How would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a dump truck.-- Ricky, age 10
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