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Ebad, a somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from the midwest,
sent this one on why one should always ask and never assume…

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone
to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane
would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, the photographer spotted a plane warming up outside
a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted,
"Let's go!"

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and
make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for CNN," he responded, "and I need to get some
closeup shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, "So, what
you're telling me, is… You're NOT my flight instructor?"
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