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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist
who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room
was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist's desk, he immediately noticed
that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like
a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES. I HAVE YOUR NAME
HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE
COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION... BUT I
DO NOT WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

The moral? Do NOT mess with old folks!
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