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It's A Matter Of Priorities...

Edna, a senior citizen, was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tightly
so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said Edna. "But I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"Madam, surely you must realize that you are not wearing any underwear and your private parts
are exposed!" said the gentleman earnestly.

Edna looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is
75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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