Was emailed this and thought I might share it. Sorry if it offends anyone. I think these are funny!!!

Rich

"You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society..

The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean

and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman"